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| The Ordish English Dictionary Ordishism (n) : transposition of common or everyday phrases resulting in gibberish. |
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| When attempting to impress a client: "You’d be licking the hand that feeds you." |
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| On an easily impressed colleague: "He’s impressed by all the wrong things – the plush offices, the leather car that picks him up from the airport…" |
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| Making a fine distinction: "We need to approach this in a very slightly different way" |
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| A novel approach to problem solving: "I was scratching my brain over this last night" |
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| The classic - When you’re making fast progress "We’re really breaking wind now" |
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| Something to do with demolitions we think... "...But it was alright though because we were just blowing up the wrong tree" |
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| LVS may soon be going pubic: "We attract clients like shit to a magnet!" |
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| When your back is against the wall? "I fought him in the breeches!" |
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| Displaying his sporting knowledge "...for example, let's say you've got a Horse Race where Schumacher scores the First Goal' !!!" |
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| The stoics view... "better than a kick in the eye with a sharp stick" |
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| Whilst trying to re-assure a client that the
product will be delivered: "Don't worry - it's all under hand!" |
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